Michelle Obama was a man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson?

This is one of the latest conspiracy theories circulating on the internet, and it’s absolutely ridiculous. In case you haven’t heard (or seen) this crap, allegedly Michelle Obama was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson. Apparently this “info” was supplied by an anonymous White House Obama staff member and the according to various sources on the interwebs, he/she (no pun intended) states;

Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998."

Most obviously, the poorly done Photoshopped image of what is supposed to be Michelle Obama (#44 with red arrow) before the “sex change”, posing with four others in football uniforms. It should be noted that all of the subjects in the photo have their faces superimposed over the original players. The photo in question (below) was either taken from, or made with yearbookyourself.com

I am not sure why this photo accompanies the article as it does more to shoot down this conspiracy theory than it does to back it up.

Now I understand there are several satirical websites poking fun at this, but there are countless people on YouTube and the internet at-large that actually believe this to be true! Seriously, people? I guess the tongue-in-cheek comment that Joan Rivers made before her death was taken seriously and literally by the tin-foil hat crowd. The internet picked it up and ran with it (pun INTENDED). See the video here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et38_Ufv-Jw Furthermore there are now reports circulating that President Obama had Joan Rivers killed in retaliation for “outing” their secret. Pardon the internet slang, but ROTFLMAO!

Now seriously people, let’s think about this for a moment and try to use your head for something other than a hat-rack. Look at Malia (The Obama’s eldest daughter), her resemblance to the First Lady is uncanny! I guess Mr. Robinson had the entire female reproductive system implanted in his body during his sex change, right? There is no doubt whatsoever that she is her mother’s daughter. See the photos below…

Malia & Michelle Obama.